The Story Thus Far.....

The Begining

Fubar Inc. welcomed it's newest tech support agent, Newbie, to "The Force" and soon our two heros, Hack and Slash, were showing the new guy the ropes. After many long minutes of training, Newbie was declared fit to begin answering the phones. This was good because it gave the other agents time to persue other interests while Newbie took all their calls. Debez, the local anime junky, soon began developing his Kayoken technique in order to get revenge on the hated customers. Meanwhile Hack and Slash were busy putting their massive collection of pirated software to good use. All seemed to be going well, that was until a threat arrived that stood to destroy everything that our agents stood for.....

The Federal Saga

Everything was going normally at Fubar Inc., until the day that Fed-Up showed up in the Tech Support Department at Fubar Inc. Although the managers were oblivious (as always) to the true origins of Fed-Up, our heros in the department immediatly knew him for what he was.... an agent from the federal government out to put a stop to Hack and Slash's pirating ways. Meetings were held and the solution was discovered. They decided to corrupt Fed-Up and bring him in with them. They quickly had Fed install a pirated version of Windows XP on his computer, and when he fell in love they revealed the truth. Fed-Up then was forced to set up one of the many executives as the criminal, and life at Fubar Inc. returned to normal... well normal for Fubar at least....